 HanoverF: Disney held auditions to find a new tinkerbell today... |
 Angel_Noir: "...So we figured 'What the hell, the 1,000,000 watt front porch lights are on sale'..." |
 E_B_A: Chad, being an earwax vampire, had it particularly rough. I mean, there's no sinister and somewhat romantic way to say, "I vant to suck your earvax..." |
 E_B_A: "Wow Mister! I've never seen THAT variation of the floating thumbtip trick before!" "And you won't ever again if you tell your parents." |
 Hippie: "Boss! Da plane! Da plane--it burst into flames, I gained two feet of height, your suit changed colors!" "Yes... things are odd here on Peyote Island!" |
 Artanas: Sadly, little Jenny went without her gift for Christmas of global genocide. |
 Hippie: "Sorry, boys. Warden says he can't make it to your tea party." "But we planned it just for him! Dammit!" |
 UnReality: "Do you have a copy of David Coperfield with one 'P' by Edmund Wells?" |
 Jazzsoda: "Crepes: Delicious? Sure! But Are They In Fashion This Year?" |
 E_B_A: "The Defense and the Prosecution request that Your Honor refrain from making hand-farting noises." "Request denied." *POOT* *POOT* *POOT* |
 Artanas: Must say, kinda attractive... even if it's Gary Oldman *THUD* |
 E_B_A: It was tragic the day Ted Kennedy wandered onto the set of "Street Trash" looking for a drink. |
 Jazzsoda: "We meet again OB-1." "And for the last time, Vader!" *vwoooo* *vwwwwooo* "Dad! Have you seen my shower curtain rod and my robe?" "...no!" |
 Artanas: "RAAARRR!!! Take that you Mech bastards!" "Dad! That's the boiler!" "Shut up son, pass me the grenades!!" |
 E_B_A: In the New Hampshire Player's re-enactment of Alien, a little script rewriting was neccesitated. |