 Artanas: But you're souls aren't, I bet |
 AgentQ: Which makes sense, considering how cheap the experience will make you feel. |
 E_B_A: But we're betting both hands are not. |
 Occupant: This girl is easy. |
 Cerg: "Well, I just don't see how quantum theory can account for the electron's change in angular momentum...hang on. I've got a call. What are you wearing big boy..." |
 Artanas: Mitzy always wondered why she heard the ocean when cupping her ear. |
 Shifter: What with only half a brain, Janet finds that her head can get a little lopsided at times. |
 Shifter: Ah, now THAT'S how I like my women... lobotomized and stacked in a corner... |
 TravisBickle: We just glued her hand to her head. Ready for some fun? Watch her spin around in a circle and try to gnaw it off at the wrist. |
 E_B_A: "Steamy Nights in Auschwitz," next week on Poorly Researched Theatre. I DON'T GET IT! |
 Occupant: Press 1 to talk to women with cerebral palsy I DON'T GET IT! |
 Jazzsoda: Yeah, but I don't think I really want big cartoon letters to spell out "FART" every time I have a little lapse in etiquette. |
 E_B_A: For girls suffering from whiplash, press #5 now... |
 Hippie: When you absolutely positively have to get your porn on the go... |
 Occupant: For armpit fetishists, press 5 now. |