 Cerg: Geez. I should check out the humane society more often. |
 E_B_A: "For hot chicks executed by firing squad, press #7 twelve times..." |
 HanoverF: For women with gummy bears stuck in their hair press 86IQ |
 Jazzsoda: "If you don't absolutely *love* being Zorro... we'll buy the hat back!" |
 Seltaeb: It must take a talented hair stylist to dye your roots black... |
 Artanas: "...and when you're done with Suzy, she neatly folds back into your wallet! Naughty AND convinient! Can't beat that folks!" |
 Seltaeb: For women who can deep throat a big-ass fudgesicle, press 8... |
 Seltaeb: "Ooh, I'm choking. Wanna Heimlich me? Call now!" |
 TravisBickle: Sally could've sworn the steps would taste like peppermint. You should've seen the dental bills. |
 Occupant: Tiffany sits all day, mesmerized by the tile pattern. |  Artanas: Oh, like they really needed 4 zeros... |