 E_B_A: Ahhh... the days of the wild frontier... ridin' horses into the dusty trails and roundin' up herds of wild 1-800 numbers. |
 MildredPierce: Who would have thought that Kathy Lee designed dildos in her spare time? |
 E_B_A: Be sure to illustrate your manifesto with colorful cartoon characters. The bomb squad will appreciate your thoughtfulness. |
 Hippie: "That's the one, officer, him, the turtle! He's the one who stole my shell!" |
 Pazuzu: "Do you like to doodle, sketch, eat fish through a straw?" I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: "Do you like to draw, sketch, doodle, doodle your diddle? Diddle your dolly? Dally your tallywhacker? Diddle your daddy?" |
 AgentQ: "Do you like to draw? Paint? Sketch?! DOODLE??! SCRIBBLE???!! SCRAWL???!!! I LIKE TO PAINT WITH VIRGIN BLOOD!!!" |
 HanoverF: "Do you want to sketch and doodle on my body, with a rusty pearing knife? Please Call! Someone, anyone, call!" |
 Artanas: "Do you like to draw? Paint? Staple your nipples to the nearest streetlight?" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "And remember, I'm not only the president of the Art Institute, I'm also a nude model!" |
 Artanas: "...and now, a demonstration on the art of penis puppetry. Remember folks, continue contributing to PBS for fine programming like this." |
 Occupant: If you're like me, you're concerned with health care. You've also keep cotto salami in your underwear because, gosh it feels so good! I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: "If you're like me then you know the joy of reading a good book. You also find tin foil provides pure chewing satisfaction." |
 Shifter: "If you're like me, you're a private sort of person. You're also slowly falling in love with your Lara Croft action figure, ugly head be damned." |
 Seltaeb: "If you're like me, you think that cubism is fascinating. You also like to French kiss envelopes to make sure that the glue gets nice 'n' moist." |
 Occupant: If you're like me, you're concerned about your retirement. You also have the heads of twelve co-eds in your kitchen freezer. |