 Artanas: "Is it a boy or a girl?" ``Well ma'am, judging from the size of it's head, it's Rosie O'Donnel`` "EEK! Abort it! Now!" ``So we shall.`` |
 E_B_A: "And the angel of the Lord did declare... WESSSSSSSSSYDE!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Cerg: Another boring Sunday for God, he decides to play with his jacks for awhile. |
 E_B_A: We may have stumbled onto the source material for a whole new line of Metallica album covers. |
 HanoverF: Someone might want to tell Keanu there's probablly a better way to hatch that egg... "nah, he's sitting on a carton of twelve" Oh, I see! |
 keogh: It's "A Very Carrot-Top Easter Special": "Hey, guess what crazy things I can do with these eggs!" "Shove 'em up your ass?" "Mom, you're stifling my creativity!" |
 Occupant: Wait! Wait! I'm still strapped into my highchair! |
 HanoverF: "So HAL... mind if I call you HAL? Come here often, HAL?" |
 HanoverF: "See look, Nary a leak from my Depends!" "MOM!!!" "And I poured hot chicken soup in them too!" "GAH!" |
 clover: No, sir. We're only cartoons. But can give you a 1-900 number for that. |
 JediClone: Frustrated by yet another botched attepmpt to win Peter Pan's affection, Tinkerbell goes to her secret Vault and unchains another sex-slave... |
 HanoverF: "What do you mean you have to go to the bathroom? Both of you? Geez, always after that Doritos 3D commercial, too, whats with you guys?" |
 Artanas: ``Please don't feed the Wild Hauer`` |
 KINGDINOSAUR: Not the same Don Lapre commercial again! I DON'T GET IT! |
 JediClone: Easily Distracted Personification Of Evil: "First I will kill you. Then your *true* torment begins-<ding>... excuse me. My quiche is ready." I DON'T GET IT! |