caption gallery

What the hell is this stuff?

Etcetera - Assorted captions that really didn't fit any single catagory
Art's Girls - If you need cheesy phone sex, Art's girls are but a few buttons away
Assorted - Assorted captions that really didn't fit any single catagory
The Media - Commercials for movies, music and mayhem
Phamaceuticals - Commercials for pills, drugs and lots of other things that Robert Downey Jr. in trouble
Cinema - From the horrific to the science fictional
Lost in Space and Star Trek - Two of the seminal works of Science Fiction television (huh huh huh... seminal)
Potpourri - Assorted captions that really didn't fit any single catagory
Auto Advertising - Auto ads... big ride... feels smooth...
Cleanliness - Commercials for deodorant, shampoo and toothpaste plus special guest appearances by a bunch of people who look better than any of us ever will
Houseold Cleansers - This gallery best viewed with proper ventilation
Commercials - Advertisers galore. All crap 50% off.
Food - These food commercials may make your mouth water. In an allergic, infected way.
Infomercials - From Don Lapre to Carlton Sheets, operators are waiting to help invest you in a future of failure
Carl Kolchak - Ralphie's dad turns Private Dick. You'll shoot your eye out.
The Insurance Guy - You can get that insurance policy you need if you just meet these simple guidelines. Call now!
Anime - Not cool stuff like Fist of the North Star but lame stuff like Pokemon
Black and White Programming - Usually Sci Fi is devoid of entertainment but now it's also devoid of color
Tom Stuart's Art Class - Draw that stupid turtle and pirate
Other - Assorted captions that really didn't fit any single catagory
Psychic Talk USA - Real large, I mean real live psychics!
Musical Compilations - One time offers to kick out the jams!
Sci Fi Channel - The best of the Sci Fi Channel! Or worst... I guess...
Shows - Sealab, Sightings, Farscape... you know, crap
Unclassified - Assorted captions that really didn't fit any single catagory
Various - Assorted captions that really didn't fit any single catagory
Unsorted - Assorted captions that really didn't fit any single catagory


The Lost Captions - While assembling this collection, I had many screengrabs that lost their actual captions in the shuffle. Instead of waste those grabs, I put my own captions on them in this special gallery.